Athletic Shoes for Increasing your Sperm Motility

Photo of a Gravity Defyer athletic shoe that bears a symbol that resembles sperm, or a tadpole.

I guess the message your Gravity Defyer athletic shoes conveys to the ladies is that your boys can swim.

Side note: You’ll find the darnedest things when buying used copies of National Geographic at a yard sale in a gambit to get your daughter excited about geography.


4 Responses to “Athletic Shoes for Increasing your Sperm Motility”

  1. Sara says:

    Everytime I see these in the Sky Mall catalog I cringe.

    July 18th, 2011 at 2:13 am

  2. Monique says:


    July 19th, 2011 at 2:54 pm

  3. Ben says:

    Haha i want a pair of those, im sure my wife would love them!

    July 22nd, 2011 at 10:41 am

  4. LMFAO says:

    arent theses a bit inapropraite?! excuse the spelling btw my darlings:D! xxxx

    August 24th, 2011 at 12:27 pm

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