Wednesday, October 27th, 2010
Kimberly-Clark launches war on children
Kimberly-Clark is crapping on kids. Who? The maker of Scott toilet paper.
As if toilet paper was a lingering question, something not yet perfect, they’ve gone and killed the toiler paper roll. They’ve decided it’s just not needed. In their pursuit to save money and put less stuff in landfills they figure, who is going to care? Ahh, we’ll just chuck it.
And with this act, they’ve destroyed binoculars, bowling pins, loudspeakers, bracelets, rocket ships, Hot Wheels car parks, dolls, hamster toys, puppets, large drinking straws, fishing line weights, gold prospecting pans, surgical instruments, impromptu skin grafts, fireplace kindling, perpetual motion machines, cold fusion generators and all the other things kids make and use today using toilet paper roll technology.
When my grandchildren look back and wonder where it all went wrong, I want them to find this blog post. This is Grandpa, reaching out from beyond the grave, to say, I told you so.