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By: Michelle

Michelle — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:02:48 +0000

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting coefficient of friction!
Interrupti–
MUUUUU!

Mary — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:53:16 +0000

From the mixed-up files of a 3-year-old just learning knock-knock jokes:

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
You’re welcome!

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say “tank” again?

Lynn — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:27:24 +0000

Knock-Knock
Who’s There?
Who-Who
Who-Who Who?
It’s Santa Owl!

weird joke but I figured no one else would post it so it would be original!

Angel Z — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 09:20:33 +0000

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Eye!
Eye who?
Eye know who you are!

Matt — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 09:19:17 +0000

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.

Nikkey — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 09:18:18 +0000

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Just Nadia head if you understand what I’m saying.

Walter — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 09:17:36 +0000

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see…

Julie — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 09:16:15 +0000

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

Nicole D — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 09:13:54 +0000

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it’s a present!

Jeff — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 07:57:02 +0000

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Despair.
Despair who?
Despair tire is flat.