48 Hour Giveaway: $50 Gift Card at Sears, K-Mart, Lands’ End

Deadline: This contest ends at noon, Wednesday, December 16, 2009 Pacific Time.

The Prize: Up for grabs is one $50 gift card each for two lucky Thinga-readers. The card can be redeemed at brick ‘n’ mortar Sears, K-Mart and Lands’ End stores, as well as  Sears.com, KMart.com and LandsEnd.com.

Photo of the $50 gift card.

To enter, use the comment form to post a comment on this article, and:

1) Post a knock-knock joke. [What does this have to do with anything? Absolutely nothing, but I make the contest rules, so mouahahaha!]

2) Include (at least) your first name in the “Name:” field and your valid e-mail address in the “Email:” field of the form, in addition to your joke in the comment box.

Enter only one time. This contest is open only to residents of the US and US territories.

Two winners will be selected at random and notified via e-mail. You’ll have 48 hours to respond with your name and shipping address or the prize might be awarded to someone else.

Example entry:

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold outside!

Man, oh man, if you don’t know a knock-knock joke, google it!

Comments

124 Responses to “48 Hour Giveaway: $50 Gift Card at Sears, K-Mart, Lands’ End”

  1. Elizabeth Wickoren says:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Dwayne
    Dwayne Who?
    Dwayne the bathtub! I’m Dwowning!

    December 14th, 2009 at 12:55 pm

  2. anastasiav says:

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Dewey.
    Dewey who?
    Dewey we have to keep telling these knock knock jokes?

    December 14th, 2009 at 1:08 pm

  3. Dayna says:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There
    Ima
    Ima Who?
    Ima Gonna Huff, Ima Gonna Puff, Ima Gonna Blow Your House Down!

    (My four year old loves this one.)

    December 14th, 2009 at 1:25 pm

  4. Brandi says:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Scold
    Scold who?
    Scold outside! Let me in!

    December 14th, 2009 at 1:34 pm

  5. MIdge says:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Ach.
    Ach-who?
    Bless you! Did you catch a cold?

    December 14th, 2009 at 1:35 pm

  6. Brad says:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Boo
    Boo Who?
    No need to cry about it!

    December 14th, 2009 at 1:35 pm

  7. Mags says:

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Interrupting cow!
    Interrupting cow wh-
    MOOO!

    December 14th, 2009 at 1:40 pm

  8. Krystle says:

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Banana, Banana who…

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Banana, Banana who…

    ugh..Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Orange
    Orange who?
    Orange ya glad I didn’t say Banana again?

    December 14th, 2009 at 1:45 pm

  9. Jen says:

    Knoch Knock
    Who’s there?

    Cow’s
    Cow’s Who?

    Cow’s don’t say “who”, they moo!!!!

    December 14th, 2009 at 1:49 pm

  10. Jessie C says:

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Sponge
    Sponge who?
    Sponge bob, you silly!

    December 14th, 2009 at 2:00 pm

  11. Chris Young says:

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Quacker.
    Quacker who?
    Quacker another bad knock-knock joke and I’m leaving!

    December 14th, 2009 at 2:05 pm

  12. CourtneyD says:

    Knock, Knock…
    Who’s there?
    Iguana.
    Iguana who?
    Iguana hold your hand.

    December 14th, 2009 at 2:08 pm

  13. Meadow says:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Ivana
    Ivana who?
    Ivana suck your blood.

    December 14th, 2009 at 2:09 pm

  14. april says:

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Bach.
    Bach who?
    Bach to work, you slackers.

    December 14th, 2009 at 2:10 pm

  15. Nancy says:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Hoo
    Hoo who?
    What are you, an owl?

    December 14th, 2009 at 2:11 pm

  16. Victoria says:

    My favorite:

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Interrupting starfish.
    Interrupting star–
    (Hand over the face like a starfish.)

    December 14th, 2009 at 2:16 pm

  17. Jennifer says:

    knock knock
    Who’s there?
    interupting cow
    interupt
    MOO!

    It’s much funnier when said aloud, but you get the idea…the cow interupts halfway through the response.

    December 14th, 2009 at 2:17 pm

  18. Susan says:

    Knock, Knock
    Who’s there?
    Yodel lay he.
    Yodel lay he who?
    I didn’t know you could yodel.

    December 14th, 2009 at 2:24 pm

  19. Mary A. says:

    knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Hatch
    Hatch-who?
    Bless you!

    Lame…

    December 14th, 2009 at 2:25 pm

  20. Beckie Tetrault says:

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ivan.
    Ivan who?
    Ivan new hat, do you like it?

    December 14th, 2009 at 2:29 pm

  21. Kimberly says:

    Knock, Knock
    Who’s there?

    Bach

    Bach who?

    Bach to work, you slackers!

    December 14th, 2009 at 2:32 pm

  22. Cassie says:

    Knock, Knock

    Who’s There?

    Juicy

    Juicy who?

    Juicy what I just saw?

    December 14th, 2009 at 2:38 pm

  23. Jen says:

    Knock, knock.

    Who’s there?

    Boo.

    Boo who?

    You don’t have to cry about it, it’s just a joke!

    December 14th, 2009 at 2:41 pm

  24. Katie says:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Cash.
    Cash who?
    No, thanks. I prefer almonds.

    December 14th, 2009 at 2:47 pm

  25. Sandy W. says:

    Knock, knock

    Who’s there?

    Dexter

    Dexter who?

    Dexter Halls with bows of Holly,,,fa, la, la, la ,la, la, la, la la

    December 14th, 2009 at 2:50 pm

  26. Denise says:

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Karim
    Karim who?
    Karim of the crop!

    December 14th, 2009 at 2:52 pm

  27. julianne says:

    Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    The interrupting cow!
    The inter- MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    December 14th, 2009 at 3:00 pm

  28. cavale says:

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Isabelle.
    Isabelle who?
    Isabelle broken or something? Why do I have to knock!?

    December 14th, 2009 at 3:10 pm

  29. Jenn says:

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Butter.
    Butter who?
    I butter not tell you!

    December 14th, 2009 at 3:16 pm

  30. Jackie says:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Cash.
    Cash who?
    I didn’t realize you were some kind of of nut!

    December 14th, 2009 at 3:22 pm

  31. Mindy Saum says:

    Knock Knock

    Who’s there?

    Economist.

    Economist Who?

    Economist this recession, but I’ll do better the next time.

    December 14th, 2009 at 3:27 pm

  32. Kelly says:

    Knock Knock
    who’s there?
    Fanny
    Fanny who?
    These jokes aren’t very fanny.

    (really they are funny, I just couldn’t pass up using the word fanny)

    December 14th, 2009 at 3:31 pm

  33. Jremima says:

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Water.
    Water, who?
    Water you answering the door for?

    December 14th, 2009 at 3:45 pm

  34. Theryn says:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there
    Interrupting Cow
    Interrupting Cow (MOOOOOOO) Who

    December 14th, 2009 at 4:12 pm

  35. Hyla says:

    Knock Knock

    Who’s There?

    Orange

    Orange who?

    Orange you gonna let me in?

    December 14th, 2009 at 4:25 pm

  36. Shannon says:

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Marsh
    Marsh who?
    Marshmallow!

    December 14th, 2009 at 4:25 pm

  37. Lucy says:

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    pencil.
    pencil who?
    pencil will fall down if you don’t wear a belt.

    December 14th, 2009 at 4:34 pm

  38. suzanne k. says:

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    boo!
    boo who?
    why are you crying?

    December 14th, 2009 at 4:45 pm

  39. Allison says:

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    allison
    allison who?
    allison to you after you listen to me.

    December 14th, 2009 at 4:48 pm

  40. kelly says:

    This was my (then) 2 yr old’s favorite last year, she kept telling it and then laughing hysterically – we have video because it was so funny to watch. She literally fell off her chair laughing a couple times.
    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Lightning?
    Lightning who?
    Lightning Storm McQueen!HAHAHAHAHAHA!.

    Okay, I guess you had to be there. :-)

    Here’s a “real” one from my 6 yr old.

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Tail.
    Tail who?
    Tail all your friends I said hi!

    December 14th, 2009 at 5:18 pm

  41. Daniel says:

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Juciy.
    Juciy who?
    Juicy what I saw?

    December 14th, 2009 at 5:59 pm

  42. Michelle A says:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Turnip.
    Turnip who?
    Turn up the heat, it’s cold in here.

    December 14th, 2009 at 6:04 pm

  43. melissa says:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Queen!
    Queen who?
    Queen as a whistle!

    December 14th, 2009 at 6:07 pm

  44. Amy says:

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Pecan!
    Pecan who?
    Pecan somebody your own size!

    December 14th, 2009 at 6:19 pm

  45. Meg says:

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    To.
    To who?
    No—to whom.

    December 14th, 2009 at 6:19 pm

  46. PAUL says:

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s There?
    Bea.
    Bea Who?
    Bea bonk-a-wooga!

    :)

    December 14th, 2009 at 6:52 pm

  47. Teresa says:

    Knock knock
    who’s there?
    Gorilla.
    Gorilla who?
    You’re the gorilla my dreams!

    December 14th, 2009 at 7:06 pm

  48. Trish says:

    oh my 4 1/2 yr old has discovered knock knock jokes…here’s one of his:

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    mr potato head
    mr potato head who?
    mr potato head dinosaur on top!

    December 14th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

  49. Gladis says:

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Eye!
    Eye who?
    Eye know who you are!

    December 14th, 2009 at 7:31 pm

  50. theblondeghost says:

    I think knock-knocks are the first “jokes” kids understand.

    My three year old does this one:

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    People
    People who?
    Tiny People! HA ha hahahahaha….

    My nephew used to do one equally mysterious:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Waterpump! Haha ha ha ha ha ha

    And yes, all of us adults laughed along (repeatedly) at both of these.

    December 14th, 2009 at 7:32 pm

  51. leslie says:

    knock, knock
    who’s there?
    boo.
    boo who?
    why are you crying?

    December 14th, 2009 at 8:04 pm

  52. Amy says:

    Said w/ an English accent by an economist:

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Economist.
    Economist who?
    Economist the financial meltdown, but I’ll predict the next one.

    What a great segway to teach your children about financial issues…or not…maybe this is just the kind of humor finance majors get a kick out of!

    December 14th, 2009 at 8:32 pm

  53. Miranda says:

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Boo
    Boo who?
    Why are you crying?

    December 14th, 2009 at 8:33 pm

  54. Samantha says:

    Knock-Knock
    Who’s There?
    Who-Who
    Who-Who Who?
    It’s Santa Owl!

    December 14th, 2009 at 8:39 pm

  55. Maria says:

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Irish.
    Irish who?
    Irish you a Merry Christmas!

    December 14th, 2009 at 8:48 pm

  56. Miriam says:

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ya.
    Ya who?
    What are you getting so excited about?

    December 14th, 2009 at 9:04 pm

  57. Rebekah C. says:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Banana
    Banana who?

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Banana
    Banana who?

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Banana
    Banana who?

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Orange
    Orange who?
    Orange ya glad I didn’t say banana?!!

    December 14th, 2009 at 9:54 pm

  58. ericafromamerica says:

    Knock-knock.
    Who’s there?
    Toby.
    Toby Who?
    Toby … or not to be!

    December 14th, 2009 at 9:57 pm

  59. Phil says:

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Doris
    Doris, who?
    Doris locked, that’s why I knocked!

    December 14th, 2009 at 10:20 pm

  60. Kendra aka The Meanest Momma says:

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ida
    Ida, who?
    Idunno who!

    December 14th, 2009 at 10:32 pm

  61. Christy says:

    Knock knock
    Who’s There?
    Canoe
    Canoe who?
    Canoe come out and play?

    December 14th, 2009 at 10:38 pm

  62. ShootingStarsMag says:

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Bach.
    Bach who?
    Bach to work, you slackers!

    December 14th, 2009 at 11:22 pm

  63. tally says:

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Tank!
    Tank who?
    You’re Welcome!

    December 14th, 2009 at 11:47 pm

  64. Mattiesmom says:

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Haden.
    Haden who?
    Haden seek.

    December 15th, 2009 at 12:06 am

  65. Mattiesmom says:

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Yodalahi.
    Yodalahi who?
    Why are you yodeling?

    December 15th, 2009 at 12:07 am

  66. Noreen says:

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Foster.
    Foster who?
    Foster than a speeding bullet!

    December 15th, 2009 at 12:14 am

  67. Deanna G. says:

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    A Little old Lady.
    A Little old Lady who?
    Hey man, why are you yodeling?

    December 15th, 2009 at 1:11 am

  68. Kristin says:

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Cargo
    Cargo who?
    Cargo honk, honk!

    December 15th, 2009 at 1:56 am

  69. Jeanne says:

    Am so excited I just found this site: Knock Knock Joke Creator!!

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Oswald
    Oswald who?
    Oswald my gum!

    December 15th, 2009 at 4:29 am

  70. Amy says:

    knock knock
    who’s there
    orange
    orange who
    orange you glad you met me?

    December 15th, 2009 at 5:29 am

  71. Michael says:

    knock knock
    who’s there
    boo
    boo who
    please don’t cry.

    December 15th, 2009 at 5:30 am

  72. Natalie says:

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Cargo.
    Cargo who?
    Cargo beep-beep!

    December 15th, 2009 at 6:50 am

  73. Sarah Schreffler says:

    I’m going to borrow my son’s knock knock joke because I’m so tickled he’s started telling them.

    Knock knock!
    Who’s There?
    Hi!
    Hi who?
    Bye-Bye!

    December 15th, 2009 at 7:00 am

  74. Stephanie says:

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Wood.
    Wood, who?
    Wood you like to let me in now? It’s COLD!!!!

    December 15th, 2009 at 7:22 am

  75. Summer says:

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Doris.
    Doris who?
    I knocked because the doris closed!

    December 15th, 2009 at 7:29 am

  76. June says:

    My 3 year old invented this one:

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Tex.
    Tex who?
    TexAS.

    Heh. It doesn’t make less sense than other knock knock jokes. :)

    December 15th, 2009 at 7:48 am

  77. Mary says:

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Arthur.
    Arthur who?
    Arthur any more at home like you?

    December 15th, 2009 at 7:51 am

  78. terry @ gift cards and more says:

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Clause
    Clause who
    Clause your window. Your boss is just behind you.

    December 15th, 2009 at 7:54 am

  79. Jennifer E. says:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Abbott
    Abbott who?
    Abbott time you opened this door

    December 15th, 2009 at 8:03 am

  80. silver says:

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Germany.
    Germany, who?
    Germany people knocking at your door!

    December 15th, 2009 at 8:07 am

  81. Judy B says:

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s There?
    Wet!
    Wet Who?
    Wet me in, it’s raining out here!

    December 15th, 2009 at 8:12 am

  82. JP R says:

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Zizi.
    Zizi who?
    Zizi when you know how.

    December 15th, 2009 at 8:28 am

  83. Sai says:

    Awesome!! Here is my knock knock joke.. please pick me :)

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Juicy
    Juicy who?
    Juicy what I just saw?

    Thanks!

    December 15th, 2009 at 8:38 am

  84. Tanya says:

    from my almost 3 year old:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Princess
    Princess who?
    Me, I da princess

    December 15th, 2009 at 8:50 am

  85. Lindsey says:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Olive.
    Olive who?
    Olive You!

    December 15th, 2009 at 9:46 am

  86. Lenny says:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Wee Wee
    Wee Wee Who?
    Wee wee chu a merry christmas

    December 15th, 2009 at 10:30 am

  87. Mike "MaGoo" says:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    POLICE!!
    Police who?
    (door busted open)
    POLICE!! Everyone on the floor!!

    December 15th, 2009 at 10:44 am

  88. Alex says:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Frito
    Frito who?
    Frito lay

    December 15th, 2009 at 10:47 am

  89. Marc L says:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Locksmith
    Locksmith who?
    The guy who you called to get you lock fixed

    December 15th, 2009 at 10:47 am

  90. Rosemarie says:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Aunt Jamomma
    Aunt Jamomma Who?
    Aunt Jomomma’s daughter…

    December 15th, 2009 at 10:50 am

  91. Leo says:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    True
    True Who?
    True that….

    December 15th, 2009 at 10:51 am

  92. Amy G. says:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Rabbit
    Rabbit Who?
    Rabbit it up carefully, it’s a present!

    December 15th, 2009 at 11:03 am

  93. Emily says:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Apple
    Apple Who?
    Apple on the door, but nothing happens.

    December 15th, 2009 at 11:28 am

  94. Kevin says:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Kevin
    Kevin Who?
    Kevin your neighbor!

    December 15th, 2009 at 12:43 pm

  95. Jenny says:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Snow
    Snow Who?
    Snowbody but me!

    December 15th, 2009 at 12:53 pm

  96. susan says:

    Knock Knock
    Who is there?
    Orange
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I came to visit?

    December 15th, 2009 at 12:54 pm

  97. Heather says:

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ammonia.
    Ammonia who?
    Ammonia little kid!

    December 15th, 2009 at 1:53 pm

  98. Jamie S. says:

    knock knock

    who’s there

    abbott

    abbott who?

    abbott time you answered the door!!

    December 15th, 2009 at 1:54 pm

  99. Amy says:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Little Old Lady..
    Little Old Lady..yahoooo – (Yodeled!)

    December 15th, 2009 at 2:06 pm

  100. Lindsay says:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Yule
    Yule who?
    Yule’ll never know…

    December 15th, 2009 at 2:30 pm

  101. kelli says:

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Havelock.
    Havelock who?
    Havelock put on your door!

    December 15th, 2009 at 2:30 pm

  102. Angelique says:

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Dwayne.
    Dwayne who?
    Dwayne the tub I’m dwounding!

    December 15th, 2009 at 3:09 pm

  103. lace says:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Anita
    Anita Who?
    Anita tissue! Achooo!

    December 15th, 2009 at 4:54 pm

  104. addy says:

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    A little girl
    A little girl who?
    A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!!

    December 15th, 2009 at 5:44 pm

  105. Sara B. says:

    Knock, knock,
    Who’s there?
    Boo
    Boo who?
    Don’t cry, it’s only a joke!
    bebemiqui82(at)yahoo(dot)com

    December 15th, 2009 at 5:50 pm

  106. Amy Huang says:

    Knock, Knock
    Who’s there?
    Amos
    Amos who?
    A mosquito bit me.

    December 15th, 2009 at 6:05 pm

  107. Amy Huang says:

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Juicy
    Juicy who?
    Juicy what I just saw?

    December 15th, 2009 at 6:07 pm

  108. Diana (Ladybug Limited) says:

    Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Disguise.
    Disguise who?
    Disguise jokes are killing me.

    December 15th, 2009 at 6:13 pm

  109. LonghornBlonde says:

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Rabbit.
    Rabbit who?
    Rabbit up carefully, it’s a present!

    __\{(|)}/_
    | |
    | (\__/) |
    | (=’.'=) |
    | (“)_(“) |
    ————–

    December 15th, 2009 at 6:22 pm

  110. Karen says:

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Interrupting cow
    interruptin…Moooo!!!

    December 15th, 2009 at 6:46 pm

  111. Sammi says:

    Knock Knock:
    Who’s There?
    Water
    Water who?
    Wat-are you doing?

    (lame, I know)

    December 15th, 2009 at 7:32 pm

  112. Cathy @ Chief Family Officer says:

    This is my son’s favorite (he’s 4):

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Ivan
    Ivan who?
    *cue music* Ivan working on the railroad …

    December 15th, 2009 at 8:54 pm

  113. adrienne says:

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?

    [awkward pause]
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?

    Knock knock.
    *impatient* Who’s there?
    Banana.
    *exasperated* Banana who?

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

    Waka waka.

    December 15th, 2009 at 8:59 pm

  114. Spring says:

    Knock-Knock
    Who’s There?
    House.
    House who?
    House about you letting me in Silly!!

    Happy Hollidays

    December 15th, 2009 at 11:55 pm

  115. Jeff says:

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Despair.
    Despair who?
    Despair tire is flat.

    December 16th, 2009 at 12:57 am

  116. Nicole D says:

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Rabbit.
    Rabbit who?
    Rabbit up carefully, it’s a present!

    December 16th, 2009 at 2:13 am

  117. Julie says:

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Police.
    Police who?
    Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

    December 16th, 2009 at 2:16 am

  118. Walter says:

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Luke.
    Luke who?
    Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see…

    December 16th, 2009 at 2:17 am

  119. Nikkey says:

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Nadia.
    Nadia who?
    Just Nadia head if you understand what I’m saying.

    December 16th, 2009 at 2:18 am

  120. Matt says:

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Centipede.
    Centipede who?
    Centipede on the Christmas tree.

    December 16th, 2009 at 2:19 am

  121. Angel Z says:

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Eye!
    Eye who?
    Eye know who you are!

    December 16th, 2009 at 2:20 am

  122. Lynn says:

    Knock-Knock
    Who’s There?
    Who-Who
    Who-Who Who?
    It’s Santa Owl!

    weird joke but I figured no one else would post it so it would be original!

    December 16th, 2009 at 4:27 am

  123. Mary says:

    From the mixed-up files of a 3-year-old just learning knock-knock jokes:

    Knock-knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    You’re welcome!

    Knock-knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say “tank” again?

    December 16th, 2009 at 7:53 am

  124. Michelle says:

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Interrupting coefficient of friction!
    Interrupti–
    MUUUUU!

    December 16th, 2009 at 11:02 am