Monday, December 14th, 2009
48 Hour Giveaway: $50 Gift Card at Sears, K-Mart, Lands’ End
Deadline: This contest ends at noon, Wednesday, December 16, 2009 Pacific Time.
The Prize: Up for grabs is one $50 gift card each for two lucky Thinga-readers. The card can be redeemed at brick ‘n’ mortar Sears, K-Mart and Lands’ End stores, as well as Sears.com, KMart.com and LandsEnd.com.
To enter, use the comment form to post a comment on this article, and:
1) Post a knock-knock joke. [What does this have to do with anything? Absolutely nothing, but I make the contest rules, so mouahahaha!]
2) Include (at least) your first name in the “Name:” field and your valid e-mail address in the “Email:” field of the form, in addition to your joke in the comment box.
Enter only one time. This contest is open only to residents of the US and US territories.
Two winners will be selected at random and notified via e-mail. You’ll have 48 hours to respond with your name and shipping address or the prize might be awarded to someone else.
Example entry:
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold outside!
Man, oh man, if you don’t know a knock-knock joke, google it!
Comments
124 Responses to “48 Hour Giveaway: $50 Gift Card at Sears, K-Mart, Lands’ End”
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Dwayne
Dwayne Who?
Dwayne the bathtub! I’m Dwowning!
December 14th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey we have to keep telling these knock knock jokes?
December 14th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Knock Knock
Who’s There
Ima
Ima Who?
Ima Gonna Huff, Ima Gonna Puff, Ima Gonna Blow Your House Down!
(My four year old loves this one.)
December 14th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside! Let me in!
December 14th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ach.
Ach-who?
Bless you! Did you catch a cold?
December 14th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Boo
Boo Who?
No need to cry about it!
December 14th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow!
Interrupting cow wh-
MOOO!
December 14th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana, Banana who…
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana, Banana who…
ugh..Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I didn’t say Banana again?
December 14th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Knoch Knock
Who’s there?
Cow’s
Cow’s Who?
Cow’s don’t say “who”, they moo!!!!
December 14th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Sponge
Sponge who?
Sponge bob, you silly!
December 14th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Quacker.
Quacker who?
Quacker another bad knock-knock joke and I’m leaving!
December 14th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.
December 14th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana suck your blood.
December 14th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bach.
Bach who?
Bach to work, you slackers.
December 14th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Hoo
Hoo who?
What are you, an owl?
December 14th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
My favorite:
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting starfish.
Interrupting star–
(Hand over the face like a starfish.)
December 14th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
knock knock
Who’s there?
interupting cow
interupt
MOO!
It’s much funnier when said aloud, but you get the idea…the cow interupts halfway through the response.
December 14th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Yodel lay he.
Yodel lay he who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
December 14th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
knock knock
Who’s there?
Hatch
Hatch-who?
Bless you!
Lame…
December 14th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan new hat, do you like it?
December 14th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Bach
Bach who?
Bach to work, you slackers!
December 14th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Knock, Knock
Who’s There?
Juicy
Juicy who?
Juicy what I just saw?
December 14th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
You don’t have to cry about it, it’s just a joke!
December 14th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks. I prefer almonds.
December 14th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dexter
Dexter who?
Dexter Halls with bows of Holly,,,fa, la, la, la ,la, la, la, la la
December 14th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Karim
Karim who?
Karim of the crop!
December 14th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
The interrupting cow!
The inter- MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
December 14th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle broken or something? Why do I have to knock!?
December 14th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
I butter not tell you!
December 14th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I didn’t realize you were some kind of of nut!
December 14th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Economist.
Economist Who?
Economist this recession, but I’ll do better the next time.
December 14th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Knock Knock
who’s there?
Fanny
Fanny who?
These jokes aren’t very fanny.
(really they are funny, I just couldn’t pass up using the word fanny)
December 14th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water, who?
Water you answering the door for?
December 14th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Interrupting Cow
Interrupting Cow (MOOOOOOO) Who
December 14th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you gonna let me in?
December 14th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Marsh
Marsh who?
Marshmallow!
December 14th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
knock knock
who’s there?
pencil.
pencil who?
pencil will fall down if you don’t wear a belt.
December 14th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
knock knock
who’s there?
boo!
boo who?
why are you crying?
December 14th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
knock knock
who’s there?
allison
allison who?
allison to you after you listen to me.
December 14th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
This was my (then) 2 yr old’s favorite last year, she kept telling it and then laughing hysterically – we have video because it was so funny to watch. She literally fell off her chair laughing a couple times.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lightning?
Lightning who?
Lightning Storm McQueen!HAHAHAHAHAHA!.
Okay, I guess you had to be there. :-)
Here’s a “real” one from my 6 yr old.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tail.
Tail who?
Tail all your friends I said hi!
December 14th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Juciy.
Juciy who?
Juicy what I saw?
December 14th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turn up the heat, it’s cold in here.
December 14th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Queen!
Queen who?
Queen as a whistle!
December 14th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Pecan!
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
December 14th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No—to whom.
December 14th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Bea.
Bea Who?
Bea bonk-a-wooga!
:)
December 14th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Knock knock
who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
You’re the gorilla my dreams!
December 14th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
oh my 4 1/2 yr old has discovered knock knock jokes…here’s one of his:
knock knock
who’s there?
mr potato head
mr potato head who?
mr potato head dinosaur on top!
December 14th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Eye!
Eye who?
Eye know who you are!
December 14th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
I think knock-knocks are the first “jokes” kids understand.
My three year old does this one:
Knock knock
Who’s there?
People
People who?
Tiny People! HA ha hahahahaha….
My nephew used to do one equally mysterious:
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Waterpump! Haha ha ha ha ha ha
And yes, all of us adults laughed along (repeatedly) at both of these.
December 14th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
knock, knock
who’s there?
boo.
boo who?
why are you crying?
December 14th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Said w/ an English accent by an economist:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Economist.
Economist who?
Economist the financial meltdown, but I’ll predict the next one.
What a great segway to teach your children about financial issues…or not…maybe this is just the kind of humor finance majors get a kick out of!
December 14th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Why are you crying?
December 14th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Knock-Knock
Who’s There?
Who-Who
Who-Who Who?
It’s Santa Owl!
December 14th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
December 14th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
What are you getting so excited about?
December 14th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I didn’t say banana?!!
December 14th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Toby.
Toby Who?
Toby … or not to be!
December 14th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doris
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that’s why I knocked!
December 14th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ida
Ida, who?
Idunno who!
December 14th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
Knock knock
Who’s There?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play?
December 14th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Bach.
Bach who?
Bach to work, you slackers!
December 14th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You’re Welcome!
December 14th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Haden.
Haden who?
Haden seek.
December 15th, 2009 at 12:06 am
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yodalahi.
Yodalahi who?
Why are you yodeling?
December 15th, 2009 at 12:07 am
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Foster.
Foster who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
December 15th, 2009 at 12:14 am
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A Little old Lady.
A Little old Lady who?
Hey man, why are you yodeling?
December 15th, 2009 at 1:11 am
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo honk, honk!
December 15th, 2009 at 1:56 am
Am so excited I just found this site: Knock Knock Joke Creator!!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Oswald
Oswald who?
Oswald my gum!
December 15th, 2009 at 4:29 am
knock knock
who’s there
orange
orange who
orange you glad you met me?
December 15th, 2009 at 5:29 am
knock knock
who’s there
boo
boo who
please don’t cry.
December 15th, 2009 at 5:30 am
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beep-beep!
December 15th, 2009 at 6:50 am
I’m going to borrow my son’s knock knock joke because I’m so tickled he’s started telling them.
Knock knock!
Who’s There?
Hi!
Hi who?
Bye-Bye!
December 15th, 2009 at 7:00 am
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Wood.
Wood, who?
Wood you like to let me in now? It’s COLD!!!!
December 15th, 2009 at 7:22 am
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
I knocked because the doris closed!
December 15th, 2009 at 7:29 am
My 3 year old invented this one:
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tex.
Tex who?
TexAS.
Heh. It doesn’t make less sense than other knock knock jokes. :)
December 15th, 2009 at 7:48 am
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more at home like you?
December 15th, 2009 at 7:51 am
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Clause
Clause who
Clause your window. Your boss is just behind you.
December 15th, 2009 at 7:54 am
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abbott
Abbott who?
Abbott time you opened this door
December 15th, 2009 at 8:03 am
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Germany.
Germany, who?
Germany people knocking at your door!
December 15th, 2009 at 8:07 am
Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Wet!
Wet Who?
Wet me in, it’s raining out here!
December 15th, 2009 at 8:12 am
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Zizi.
Zizi who?
Zizi when you know how.
December 15th, 2009 at 8:28 am
Awesome!! Here is my knock knock joke.. please pick me :)
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Juicy
Juicy who?
Juicy what I just saw?
Thanks!
December 15th, 2009 at 8:38 am
from my almost 3 year old:
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Princess
Princess who?
Me, I da princess
December 15th, 2009 at 8:50 am
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive You!
December 15th, 2009 at 9:46 am
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wee Wee
Wee Wee Who?
Wee wee chu a merry christmas
December 15th, 2009 at 10:30 am
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
POLICE!!
Police who?
(door busted open)
POLICE!! Everyone on the floor!!
December 15th, 2009 at 10:44 am
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Frito
Frito who?
Frito lay
December 15th, 2009 at 10:47 am
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Locksmith
Locksmith who?
The guy who you called to get you lock fixed
December 15th, 2009 at 10:47 am
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Aunt Jamomma
Aunt Jamomma Who?
Aunt Jomomma’s daughter…
December 15th, 2009 at 10:50 am
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
True
True Who?
True that….
December 15th, 2009 at 10:51 am
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rabbit
Rabbit Who?
Rabbit it up carefully, it’s a present!
December 15th, 2009 at 11:03 am
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Apple
Apple Who?
Apple on the door, but nothing happens.
December 15th, 2009 at 11:28 am
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kevin
Kevin Who?
Kevin your neighbor!
December 15th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow Who?
Snowbody but me!
December 15th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Knock Knock
Who is there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I came to visit?
December 15th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little kid!
December 15th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
knock knock
who’s there
abbott
abbott who?
abbott time you answered the door!!
December 15th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Little Old Lady..
Little Old Lady..yahoooo – (Yodeled!)
December 15th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Yule
Yule who?
Yule’ll never know…
December 15th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Havelock.
Havelock who?
Havelock put on your door!
December 15th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub I’m dwounding!
December 15th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anita
Anita Who?
Anita tissue! Achooo!
December 15th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
A little girl
A little girl who?
A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!!
December 15th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s only a joke!
bebemiqui82(at)yahoo(dot)com
December 15th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me.
December 15th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Juicy
Juicy who?
Juicy what I just saw?
December 15th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Disguise.
Disguise who?
Disguise jokes are killing me.
December 15th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it’s a present!
__\{(|)}/_
| |
| (\__/) |
| (=’.'=) |
| (”)_(”) |
————–
December 15th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow
interruptin…Moooo!!!
December 15th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Knock Knock:
Who’s There?
Water
Water who?
Wat-are you doing?
(lame, I know)
December 15th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
This is my son’s favorite (he’s 4):
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ivan
Ivan who?
*cue music* Ivan working on the railroad …
December 15th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
[awkward pause]
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
*impatient* Who’s there?
Banana.
*exasperated* Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Waka waka.
December 15th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Knock-Knock
Who’s There?
House.
House who?
House about you letting me in Silly!!
Happy Hollidays
December 15th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Despair.
Despair who?
Despair tire is flat.
December 16th, 2009 at 12:57 am
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it’s a present!
December 16th, 2009 at 2:13 am
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
December 16th, 2009 at 2:16 am
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see…
December 16th, 2009 at 2:17 am
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Just Nadia head if you understand what I’m saying.
December 16th, 2009 at 2:18 am
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.
December 16th, 2009 at 2:19 am
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Eye!
Eye who?
Eye know who you are!
December 16th, 2009 at 2:20 am
Knock-Knock
Who’s There?
Who-Who
Who-Who Who?
It’s Santa Owl!
weird joke but I figured no one else would post it so it would be original!
December 16th, 2009 at 4:27 am
From the mixed-up files of a 3-year-old just learning knock-knock jokes:
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
You’re welcome!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say “tank” again?
December 16th, 2009 at 7:53 am
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting coefficient of friction!
Interrupti–
MUUUUU!
December 16th, 2009 at 11:02 am