Bibs to Go coming to a parking lot near you

Bibs aren’t just for infants with poor motor skills anymore. We adults can wear bibs too, and I don’t mean just when we’re dining at Red Lobster. Now we can wear bibs while downing Whoppers and Big Macs.

There is a bib for today’s adult, a bib to protect us while we eat alone in the parking lot outside our favorite fast food restaurant and while we stuff fries in our mouth while driving on the interstate. Don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about.

In the olden days, a guy might have just pilfered a handful of toilet seat covers from the McDonald’s restroom, tossed one around his neck and stashed the rest in the glove compartment for future lunchtime escapades. But no more!

A businessman with a very large dry cleaning bill thought, there must be a better way!

BibsToGo are oversized, absorbent, waterproof, disposable and recyclable bibs that slip over the head and rip off easily. Napkins did not adequately cover [the guy who invented BibsToGo], and like most professionals, he found himself spending up to $1,000 a year on dry cleaning bills to remove stains. There are over 300,000 fast food restaurants in the US and eating and drinking while traveling is increasing. Multi-tasking can lead to making a mess of one’s self. wants to help people show up neat, as first impressions mean more now than ever before.”

For the low, low price of $5.99 and $3.99 shipping per box you can net yourself 12 burger bibs.

Before you shoot back at me saying, “But $10 is too expensive. We’re in a recession!”, hey, hey, hey… don’t let that get you down. BibsToGo also work in Taco Bell parking lots.

In fact, BibsToGo work anywhere. They are truly portable. Take them to the parking lots of any of the following finer dining establishments:

  1. A&W Restaurants
  2. Amigos/Kings Classic
  3. Andy’s Frozen Custard
  4. Arby’s
  5. Arctic Circle Restaurants
  6. Arthur Treacher’s
  7. Back Yard Burgers
  8. Baja Fresh
  9. Baker’s Drive-thru
  10. Bess Eaton Donuts
  11. Big Apple Bagels
  12. Big Boy
  13. Biscuitville
  14. Blake’s Lotaburger
  15. Blimpie
  16. Bojangles’
  17. Boston Market
  18. Burger King
  19. Braum’s
  20. Brown’s Chicken & Pasta
  21. Bruster’s
  22. Burger Street
  23. Burgerville
  24. Cafe Rio
  25. California Pizza Kitchen
  26. Captain D’s
  27. Carl’s Jr.
  28. Charley’s Grilled Subs
  29. Cassano’s Pizza King
  30. Checkers (also called Rally’s Drive-In)
  31. Cheeburger Cheeburger
  32. Chick-fil-A
  33. Chicken Express
  34. Chinese Gourmet Express
  35. Chipotle Mexican Grill
  36. Chuck E. Cheese’s
  37. Church’s Chicken
  38. CiCi’s Pizza
  39. Cluck-U Chicken
  40. Cold Stone Creamery
  41. Cook Out
  42. Cracker Barrel
  43. Crown Burgers
  44. Crown Fried Chicken
  45. Culver’s
  46. Dairy Queen
  47. Del Taco
  48. Denny’s
  49. Dick’s Drive-In
  50. Dog n Suds
  51. Domino’s Pizza
  52. Donatos Pizza
  53. Dunkin’ Donuts
  54. Einstein Bros. Bagels
  55. El Pollo Loco
  56. Erbert & Gerbert’s
  57. Fatburger
  58. Fazoli’s
  59. Firehouse Subs
  60. Five Guys
  61. Fosters Freeze
  62. Freddy’s Frozen Custard
  63. Friendly’s
  64. Godfather’s Pizza
  65. Gold Star Chili
  66. Golden Spoon
  67. Good Times Burgers & Frozen Custard
  68. Grandy’s
  69. Gray’s Papaya
  70. Green Burrito
  71. Griff’s Hamburgers
  72. Halo Burger
  73. Hamburger Station
  74. Happy Joe’s
  75. Hardee’s
  76. Harold’s Chicken Shack
  77. Hogi Yogi
  78. Honey Dew Donuts
  79. Hot Dog on a Stick
  80. Hot ‘n Now
  81. Huddle House
  82. IHOP
  83. In-N-Out Burger
  84. Ivar’s
  85. Jack in the Box
  86. Jack’s Hamburgers
  87. Juan Pollo
  88. Jerry’s Subs & Pizza
  89. Jersey Mike’s
  90. Jimboy’s Tacos
  91. Jimmy John’s
  92. Johnny Rockets
  93. Kennedy Fried Chicken
  94. Kenny Rogers Roasters
  95. KFC
  96. Kewpee
  97. Kopp’s Frozen Custard
  98. Krispy Kreme
  99. Krystal
  100. LaMar’s Donuts
  101. Larry’s Giant Subs
  102. Lenny’s Sub Shop
  103. Little Caesar’s
  104. Long John Silver’s
  105. Lyon’s
  106. Maid-Rite
  107. Manchu Wok
  108. McDonald’s
  109. Meadows Frozen Custard
  110. Mellow Mushroom
  111. Mighty Taco
  112. Milio’s Sandwiches
  113. Milo’s Hamburgers
  114. Moe’s Southwest Grill
  115. Mrs. Winner’s Chicken & Biscuits
  116. Nathan’s Famous
  117. Nedick’s
  118. Noodles and Company
  119. Nu-Way Weiners
  120. Nu Way Cafe
  121. The Original Hamburger Stand with Der Wienerschnitzel and Tastee-Freez
  122. Original Tommy’s
  123. Pal’s Sudden Service
  124. Pancheros
  125. Panda Express
  126. Panera Bread
  127. Papa Gino’s
  128. Papa John’s
  129. Papa Murphy’s
  130. Penn Station
  131. Peter Piper Pizza
  132. Petro’s
  133. Pick Up Stix
  134. Pioneer Chicken
  135. Pizza Hut
  136. Pizza Patron
  137. Pizza Ranch
  138. Pollo Tropical
  139. Popeyes Chicken & Biscuits
  140. Portillo’s Restaurants
  141. Port of Subs
  142. Qdoba
  143. Quiznos
  144. Raising Cane’s Chicken Fingers
  145. Rally’s
  146. Ranch 1
  147. Rax Restaurants
  148. Red Burrito
  149. Red Robin
  150. Rocky Rococo
  151. Round Table Pizza
  152. Roy Rogers Family Restaurants
  153. Rubio’s
  154. Ruby Tuesday
  155. Runza
  156. Sbarro
  157. Schlotzsky’s
  158. Shakey’s Pizza
  159. Sheetz
  160. Skipper’s
  161. Skyline Chili
  162. Sonic Drive-In
  163. Spangles
  164. Spicy Pickle
  165. Steak Escape
  166. Stewart’s Drive-In
  167. Submarina
  168. Subway
  169. Taco Bell
  170. Taco Bueno
  171. Taco Cabana
  172. Taco del Mar
  173. Taco John’s
  174. Taco Mayo
  175. Taco Tico
  176. Taco Time
  177. Tastee-Freez
  178. Ted’s Hot Dogs
  179. Texadelphia
  180. The Hat
  181. The Whole Donut
  182. Tijuana Flats
  183. Togo’s Eateries
  184. Tudor’s Biscuit World
  185. The Varsity
  186. Waffle House
  187. Wendy’s
  188. Wetzel’s Pretzels
  189. Whataburger
  190. White Castle
  191. Wienerschnitzel
  192. Winchell’s Donuts
  193. WingStreet
  194. Winsteads
  195. Woody’s Chicago Style
  196. Yello Sub
  197. Yum-Yum Donuts
  198. Zaxby’s

Thank you Wikipedia!

Ohhhh, okay, time for a reality check. Not only are we in a global recession, but everyone here is a parent. That means every last dime of ours goes toward clothing and feeding our kids and buying them organic free-trade wooden toys. We still can’t afford $10 for 12 bibs, not to mention these are adult-size bibs that don’t come in 12- and 18-month sizes, let alone 2T, 3T, 4T or 5T.

There is one glimmer of hope though. The BibsToGo inventor notes on his website that these bibs are prime real estate for company logos. It’s only a matter of time before McDonald’s, Burger King and the rest of their brethren begin offering complimentary bibs.

“Would you like ketchup? Need a drink tray? How about a bib? Thank you, come again!”


6 Responses to “Bibs to Go coming to a parking lot near you”

  1. kelli says:

    Bibs? I just go to the 25-cent clothing sale at the local Salvation Army. It’s cheaper than some diapers!

    November 9th, 2009 at 9:21 am

  2. RobMonroe says:

    I just hope the children in the car (right about the middle of the video) were not impaled on the Popsicle sticks they were given while the car was going. Yipes!

    November 9th, 2009 at 9:36 am

  3. Jennifer says:

    A few years ago there was a reality show that was for inventors. I forget the name of the show; but I do remember that one of the inventions someone had presented was exactly this. I wonder if it’s the same person or if someone else just knocked off the idea.

    As a person with big boobs (there’s no other way to say it) I do find a get a bit messier than others; but I just take a napkin or eat more carefully. Seriously, a total waste of money…but hilarious post!

    November 9th, 2009 at 10:02 am

  4. Amy says:

    Man-o-man do you know about a lot of fast food joints – or were able to wiki them. I did not even know that schlotsky’s was still around – havn’t seen one of those in decades…

    November 9th, 2009 at 12:07 pm

  5. adrienne says:

    Adult bibs are the perfect compliment to my adult diapers.

    Save the planet, use a towel.

    Taco Tico is still around?

    November 9th, 2009 at 12:16 pm

  6. Allison says:

    Now I know what I am getting for everyone on my gift list this year!

    November 10th, 2009 at 1:15 pm

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