Friday, September 18th, 2009
Chinese Toy Ride-on Car
One of the benefits of this blog is that Chinese manufacturers think I run a baby store. I see all sorts of product pitches.
Behold the Ride On Car!
Unlike self-powered ride-on toys, this one runs on batteries. It moves forward and in reverse, and can spin 360 degrees. I hope there’s a third wheel underneath the steering column otherwise this is a neat floor scraping toy.
You can’t see it in the photo above, but there is a lap belt and a baffle plate on the back to prevent tipping.
The unusual physical design is apparently intended to resemble a motor bike. This toy is from Bizarro Atari World of the Future where motor bikes are steered with joysticks.
Holy @#$%^&*! a remote control?
This ride-on toy is 100 times more fun than placing a hamster in a hamster ball (or building a Lego cage truck for your hamster or creating a Lincoln Log maze for your hamster). Having a child truly is awesome fun. If you don’t have a baby, get yourself one today. They live a lot longer than two years.