and obviously, there stores must be installed next to malls, coffee shops, movie theaters, etc. Because mom and dad totally have the right to do their adult things in peace all the while knowing that junior is happily napping in his Super Pug stroller, being taken care of by only the best of the breed!

You also forgot the benefits of child-pug interaction! Exposing the child to beneficial immune system enhancing germs and introducing them to the possible joys of pet ownership.

The only catch, how do we make sure mothers don’t buy and train their own pugs to do this in the home environment? I say smear campaign about safety of pugs not trained by professionals and contained in a licensed facility.