Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009
What Every Parent Really Needs
My wife and I were dutifully vegetating on the couch last night watching TV when a commercial for the latest fitness craze presented itself. Okay, maybe this isn’t the latest craze. We’re good couch potatoes, but we don’t watch much TV and thus are out-of-the-loop when it comes to commercial pitches.
We had one thought after seeing adults swiveling their hips back-and-forth on the Ab Circle Pro…
Why the hell doesn’t someone invent an adult Sit ‘N’ Spin?
One industrious person made his own, utilizing industrial wire spool, shopping cart wheels and a Volkswagen steering wheel column. But don’t get your hopes up when you notice an order form at the bottom of his page enticing you to buy one for just $300. The order form is broken. Drat!
Sure, just keeping up with your toddler is a lot of exercise, blah blah blah. But wouldn’t it be fun to see which of you can complete the most revolutions before passing out?