Friday, April 24th, 2009
Do I laugh or cry?
The bear followed the pregnant woman in Colorado Springs, Colo. for a mere 20 seconds before leaving. It’s not clear whether the bear actually charged the woman or was sauntering the whole time. The woman admits she freaked out and ran.
The old lady who drove into the pregnant woman fled from the scene. Here’s the inequality: the bear was put to death. The old woman remains free to attack another day.
The baby, who appears unharmed at this point, will have a new middle name of “bear.” Why not Ursa?