Wednesday, March 4th, 2009
Free Association with Baby Products
First thought: What babies really need is a way to conceal booze.
Upon closer inspection, it’s a Binky Buddy, for babies who lack the dexterity to hold a pacifier.
First thought: What sound does a bear make when you crush its skull?
Upon closer inspection, it’s a Digit Saver Pinch Guard to keep little fingers from being snapped like twigs in a doorway.
First thought: Mommy and Daddy’s money can’t buy you friends.
Upon closer inspection… Little Tikes Rainbow Chairs.
First thought: “I’m not a puppet. I’m a real boy!”
Upon closer inspection, they’re Walking Wings, a parent-assisted harness for babies who find walking too darn hard.
First thought: It’s Pablo Picasso and his sister Conchita!
Upon closer inspection, it’s a FirstFitness Air Cube for toddler cardiovascular workouts. Just don’t call it a beach ball.
Hmm, a Pablo reference too obscure? He was a cubist painter and I have to use my college art history class knowledge once in a while, ya know? Maybe you can do better with a round of free association.