To be clear, I’m not intending to diminish the seriousness of Jennifer’s pain. I’d much rather that Toys R Us pay the medical bills and come to a reasonable settlement for the pain, suffering and impact this has had on her family’s life. Oh, and that the company regularly inspect the safety of its facilities. I can’t imagine a scenario (tantrum included) that would make a customer responsible for this incident. Toys R Us should grow up and hold itself accountable instead of victimizing Jennifer a second time by going to court.

Also, if Toys ‘R’ Us would like to post a response/rebuttal, I’m more than happy to provide the space.

Anyhow, my Bathroom of Doom and Perilous Potty references are more an editorial jab at Toys ‘R’ Us than anything else. I suppose I should have thought up a jab that included an ‘R’ in its name. Anyone? Anyone?