Wednesday, December 10th, 2008
Winner: Snappy Comeback Contest
Lo and behold, we have a winner in the Snappy Comeback to a Stupid Demand Contest. (Remember, the one about creating a fictional public breastfeeding incident.)
Allison from Madison, Wisconsin was offered first prize with this entry:
Rude stranger:Â Please could you not do that in front of me?
Mama: Why?Â Is it making you hungry?
But alas, Allison declined the prize. That’s the last time I hold a contest advocating unshielded public breastfeeding and offer a Peanut Shell Pink Couture Nursing Cover as the prize. *shaking fist in air*
So congratulations to CJ from Jax Beach, Florida who won second place and will receive the prize. She says she has a friend who could use a little covering up. CJ sent in this exchange:
Stranger in a restaurant: I donâ€™t want to have to see that while I eat.
Mama: If seeing other people eat bothers you so much, maybe you shouldnâ€™t visit public restaurants.
There were a ton of funny entries, but there’s only one Peanut Shell in my possession, and so it goes. Thank you to everyone who provided their creative input.