Wednesday, August 27th, 2008
Casual Wear for Casual Dads from Bombastic Baby
Breastfed Threads by Bombastic Baby are T-shirts for fathers, emblazoned with replica infant puke. Based on actual breast milk emesis patterns created by overfed babies, silicone nodules have been impregnated into deliciously soft tea-stained organic fair-trade Supima cotton to immortalize life’s unexpected moments.
A generous layer of diamond dust coats the replica spit-up, emitting a shimmer so fresh and genuine that playground moms will be lining up in the parking lot for a tempting touch. It’s breast barf bling.
The shirt’s designer explains:
"Monica Lewinsky made body fluids fashionable. What woman can resist a sentimental stain that showcases a strapping hunk taking care of his child? He may not have the baby right now because she’s home being cared for by her mother, but this shirt says the stud held his infant at least once, long enough for mom to pee. It’s sexy."
"Our shirts have been featured in GQ, Men’s Health, Maxim, Playboy and Field & Stream, and spotted on the hottest celeb dads including Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Charlie Sheen and Jason Priestly. Bombastic Baby helps you proudly sport your sputum."
Breastfed Threads are sold exclusively through finer baby boutiques in LA, New York and Chicago and on the shores of Lake Weiss, the crappie capital of the world.
New shirt designs replicating regurgitated formula will debut this winter featuring the twinkle of cubic zirconia.