Complete this sentence: I want to buy a goat head for my baby’s room because…

Photo of two plush wall-mounted goat heads in blue and pink motifs.

Yep, these colorful hunting trophies are for your baby’s room. They may look like bulls, but they are apparently goats. The goats can be found at the Car-Selbstbaumöbel website. It’s Pottery Barn for Germans, near as I can figure. They are sold in blue or pink, measuring 24×27 cm (9.4 x 10.6 inches).

Please, please, please tell us… "I want to buy a goat head for my baby’s room because…"

[Link via Minor Details blog]

Comments

14 Responses to “Complete this sentence: I want to buy a goat head for my baby’s room because…”

  1. Nathan says:

    … the pig heads are getting lonely.

    July 11th, 2008 at 4:02 am

  2. Nancy says:

    …I want my child to be a troll when he grows up.

    July 11th, 2008 at 6:45 am

  3. Jeffery Williams says:

    … they go so well with the pastel pentagrams and children’s death metal music.

    … you can never start a trophy room too early.

    July 11th, 2008 at 7:24 am

  4. Jenni says:

    …his dad’s got a trophy head for that deer he hunted, he should get a trophy head for that stuffed animal he hunted and killed as well!

    July 11th, 2008 at 8:50 am

  5. Jen L says:

    Is there such thing as too young for Satanism?

    July 11th, 2008 at 10:17 am

  6. STL Mom says:

    …I can’t afford a real nanny.

    July 11th, 2008 at 12:22 pm

  7. STL Mom says:

    ….I like kids.

    July 11th, 2008 at 12:22 pm

  8. Marketing Mommy says:

    I want Billy to grow up gruff.

    July 11th, 2008 at 12:33 pm

  9. Jessica G. says:

    …the real one made such a mess on the nursery floor.

    or

    …where else would you hang your infant lederhosen but on a German goat?

    July 11th, 2008 at 4:25 pm

  10. Dana says:

    It would go with the fo fur deer head in my little ones room!!

    July 11th, 2008 at 10:19 pm

  11. Karen says:

    Why not get my baby started on devil worship pronto?!

    July 13th, 2008 at 11:09 am

  12. Mary says:

    ..it’s just one more thing to add to, “You might be a redneck if…”

    July 14th, 2008 at 12:16 pm

  13. Mary says:

    …they’re all out of stuffed bear and moose heads.

    July 14th, 2008 at 12:18 pm

  14. Sheila says:

    It will scare away the monsters.

    August 20th, 2008 at 9:59 pm

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