Wednesday, June 18th, 2008
Complete this Sentence: When my Toddler Reaches for the Toilet Paper, I Want my Disembodied Voice to Announce…
Talking TP is a electronic toilet paper spindle that allows you to record a 6 second message for playback whenever someone grabs some toilet paper.
It didn’t take long for this product to be repackaged as the Potty Mate Talking Toilet Roll Holder. This version includes a potty training guide and reward stickers.
Insert 2 AAA batteries, turn it on, press the record button and start talking. Then replace the spindle on your existing toilet roll holder with the Potty Mate. Whenever toilet paper is pulled, the Potty Mate will rotate and trigger the playback of your recording. You can record a new message over the old one any time you like.
Example messages listed on packaging and marketing materials include:
- "Dan! I’m so happy to see you’re going potty in the toilet."
- "Great job Joey â€” way to go!"
- "Take your time, there’s no need to hurry!"
Oh, but we can do better than that, can’t we?
What message would you record for your toddler to hear? Please, don’t let your child’s fragile psyche hinder your brainstorming. Movie quotes are fair game, too.
When my Toddler Reaches for the Toilet Paper, I Want my Disembodied Voice to Announce…