Complete this Sentence: I Want to Buy this Magnetic Napoleon Bonaparte Finger Puppet Because…

Complete the sentence that accompanies the real product photo below. Be
snide, proud, defensive, thoughtful, funny or mildly disturbing.

Photo of a Napolean Bonaparte finger puppet.

I want to buy the magnetic Napoleon Bonaparte (Emperor of the French, King of Italy, Mediator of the Swiss Confederation and Protector of the Confederation of the Rhine, one of history’s greatest military conquerors) finger puppet because…

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12 Responses to “Complete this Sentence: I Want to Buy this Magnetic Napoleon Bonaparte Finger Puppet Because…”

  1. AJ says:

    …my daughter is a slow eater in the car and she could really use a French fry warmer.

    June 11th, 2008 at 12:47 am

  2. Peter says:

    … my neighbor’s magnetic Horatio Nelson finger-puppet is really starting to tick me off.

    June 11th, 2008 at 3:00 am

  3. brettdl says:

    … I want my children to learn how to wipe their hands inside their clothes rather than on the outside.

    June 11th, 2008 at 6:57 am

  4. Jennifer says:

    …it will complete my finger puppet set of military conquerors and now I can conquer the world!

    June 11th, 2008 at 8:42 am

  5. Jim says:

    …the scurrilous house cat must be defeated at all cost.

    June 11th, 2008 at 11:08 am

  6. CanCan says:

    Napolean, on himself, “Power is my mistress. I have worked too hard at her conquest to allow anyone to take her away from me.”

    I’m sure a finger puppet in his likeness is exactly what he had in mind. Exactly.

    These toys remind me of the series of STD stuffed animals I saw once.

    June 11th, 2008 at 11:16 am

  7. Sara says:

    … I want to see if he secretly has 8 fingers on that hand he’s hiding?

    June 11th, 2008 at 11:40 am

  8. Stephanie says:

    I want my child to know which idiot shot the nose off of the Sphinx.

    June 11th, 2008 at 12:28 pm

  9. Dutch says:

    To prove that the real Napoleon was not Dynamite.

    June 11th, 2008 at 7:02 pm

  10. Leigh says:

    To scare the bejeezus out of future hangnails.

    June 13th, 2008 at 9:56 am

  11. Jessica G. says:

    …. I have been thinking about sending my index finger in to exile.

    June 13th, 2008 at 11:55 am

  12. minahil says:

    in the school dramas my son had to act on it

    March 12th, 2009 at 5:54 am

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