Thursday, June 26th, 2008
Complete this Sentence: I want to buy an electronic Baby Alive infant simulator for my child because…
Baby Alive by Hasbro is a doll that "eats" special food and "drinks" from a bottle and "pees" in her diaper and falls "asleep." She speaks fun electronic phrases such as "Mmmâ€¦good!" and "Uh-oh, I made a stinky!" All of this is possible through the magic of 4 AA batteries.
A Wets & Wiggles edition of Baby Alive drinks water and then wriggles and cries because her diaper is soiled. Afterward, squeeze her bracelet to make her coo.
A Sip ‘N Slurp edition of Baby Alive drinks "juice" from a straw.
Step 1. Insert straw in mouth.
Step 2. Squeeze her belly with all your might.
Step 3. Watch the doll simultaneously drink and pee.
Step 4. Change diaper and wait for police to arrive.
I know every reader of Thingamababy loves electronic toys, and especially electronic dolls. Well, actually I don’t. This might bring out the Hatfield or McCoy in each of us. But, I must ask. I must.
Please, complete this sentence: I want to buy an electronic Baby Alive infant simulator for my child because…