Complete this Sentence: I Want to Buy this Electronic Power Shop Leaf Blower Toy Because…

We’re exploring an experimental game format. Complete the sentence that accompanies the real product photo below. Be snide, proud, defensive, thoughtful, funny or mildly disturbing.

Photo of a boy and girl hoisting their own toy leaf blowers on what looks like unrealistic grass in front of a blurry tree background.

I Want to Buy this Electronic Power Shop Leaf Blower Toy because…

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18 Responses to “Complete this Sentence: I Want to Buy this Electronic Power Shop Leaf Blower Toy Because…”

  1. AJ says:

    …our cat could use the exercise.

    May 30th, 2008 at 12:47 am

  2. OM says:

    …it will double as a Ghostbusters costume prop next Halloween.

    May 30th, 2008 at 3:30 am

  3. Anne says:

    I want to give it to the poor kids in the ‘hood. It is never too early to train the underclass to keep my lawn well groomed.

    May 30th, 2008 at 4:16 am

  4. Tiffany says:

    My 2-year-old son is too short to use the weedeater- need to make him useful somehow!

    May 30th, 2008 at 5:43 am

  5. lindsey says:

    The kid needs something to do during the summer…and until they make a toy that mows the lawn…it’ll have to do.

    May 30th, 2008 at 6:42 am

  6. RobMonroe says:

    …the sooner the kid earns money, the sooner she can pay for my retirement!

    May 30th, 2008 at 6:47 am

  7. Jennifer says:

    …the real one is too heavy to lift and those leaves are not going to move themselves!

    May 30th, 2008 at 7:36 am

  8. Jessamyn says:

    they’ll be more useful to the gypsies if they have a skill.

    May 30th, 2008 at 8:12 am

  9. adrienne says: reverses flow into a powerful Nose Frieda?

    May 30th, 2008 at 8:12 am

  10. My Boaz's Ruth says:

    …it will allow my child to experience my childhood dream of floating.

    May 30th, 2008 at 8:36 am

  11. JMo says:

    This will complete my son’s gardening tool set! We already have the rake, shovel, hoe, lawn mower and wheelbarrow. Now we can start renting him out to the neighbors. Diapers don’t grow on trees you know…

    May 30th, 2008 at 8:54 am

  12. Amanda says:

    … the sooner the kid learns a trade, the sooner Mama can retire!

    May 30th, 2008 at 12:26 pm

  13. Jade says:

    leaf blowers are the new light sabers! Cue up the youtube videos.

    May 30th, 2008 at 12:34 pm

  14. Pippin says:

    it’s the only way I could get Mommy and Daddy to buy me the really cool earplugs I’ll have to wear when I use it.

    May 30th, 2008 at 12:46 pm

  15. Bob says:

    as a new parent, I have tons of money to blow ;P

    May 30th, 2008 at 1:09 pm

  16. Kevin T. says:

    …raking leaves is so old school!

    May 30th, 2008 at 1:21 pm

  17. Jed G says:

    … these things blow more than just leaves, and my lawn has all these darn moles….

    May 31st, 2008 at 10:18 am

  18. jda2 says:

    …it’s about time my 2-year old got to work in the yard – that’s why I had kids in the first place!

    May 31st, 2008 at 6:33 pm

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