Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007
Advice on Averting Disaster on a Pumpkin Patch Outing
Hot Tip #1: After a week of heavy rain, a pumpkin patch turns into a rotting graveyard.
Hot Tip #2: Don’t buy pumpkins from a rotting graveyard unless you have life support equipment at home.
Hot Tip #3: Don’t stand in a long line of people who are waiting to have their secretly rotting pumpkins weighed. Go inside the barn where dry pre-weighed pumpkins were set out (under a roof) supermarket-style for purchase long before the monsoon arrived.
Sorry, no iconic kids-in-the-pumpkin-patch photos this year.