Advice on Averting Disaster on a Pumpkin Patch Outing

Photo of several rotting pumpkins in a field with gaping holes in them.

Hot Tip #1: After a week of heavy rain, a pumpkin patch turns into a rotting graveyard.

Hot Tip #2: Don’t buy pumpkins from a rotting graveyard unless you have life support equipment at home.

Hot Tip #3: Don’t stand in a long line of people who are waiting to have their secretly rotting pumpkins weighed. Go inside the barn where dry pre-weighed pumpkins were set out (under a roof) supermarket-style for purchase long before the monsoon arrived.

Sorry, no iconic kids-in-the-pumpkin-patch photos this year.

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