Stuffed Animals: You Think that’s Strange? Try this!

Let’s explore another experimental contest format. Complete the sentence “You think that’s strange? Try this — and follow it with information about a real stuffed animal and a link to the real product. Your prize is the glory heaped upon you by your fellow parents.

You think that’s strange? Try this: Albert by the French company Anima.

Photo of a stuffed animal that has a black bread loaf-like body, white accented eyes, white eyebrow tufts, long brown rabbit-like ears, a brown tubular wide flute-like noise, tiny short brown feet and a long brown tail with a knot in it.

Translation via Google Translate: “A strange animal in cuddly toy!  A long nose — even a face mask — and a tail a length inversely proportional to that of the nose! (it is normal, if one pulls on the nose, it lengthens with the detriment of the tail — and vice versa!)” For kids 6 months and up.

(A better translation from a French speaker is welcome.)

Post in the comment section about a strange stuffed animal you’ve seen online. Or maybe you have a “normal” one that has taken on a strange existence in your home. Do share.

Comments

8 Responses to “Stuffed Animals: You Think that’s Strange? Try this!”

  1. Cybal says:

    Tasmanian Devil.
    http://www.stuffedark.com/tasmaniandevil.htm

    The stuffed version is so much cuter than the real thing. Devils look like a cross between a rat and a bear cub, and make most awful sound in the world. It’s so bad it doesn’t sound real, but it is.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU44KwIfBXM

    September 18th, 2007 at 6:36 am

  2. Neil says:

    …Conjoined Twin Teddy Bears.
    http://www.patriciawaller.com/en/images.html

    Also on that page:
    Crocodile-eating-baby
    Monkey rowing a banana boat
    Anatomically correct space aliens
    They’re all “art” though, not sold in stores.

    September 18th, 2007 at 7:02 am

  3. Gummo! says:

    Gummo! He’s like Domokun, all mouth, and has a bubble gum walking stick. You have to love a stuffed animal that looks like he’s about to eat you.

    http://www.spookydaddy.com/products/gummo.html

    September 18th, 2007 at 9:25 am

  4. Gregory says:

    How about some plush elder gods?

    http://www.toyvault.com/cthulhu/nyarlethotep.html

    http://www.toyvault.com/cthulhu/plush_cthulhu.html

    September 18th, 2007 at 11:19 pm

  5. Jessica G says:

    Buta San Lemon
    http://www.freebento.com/store/product.php?productid=828&cat=29&page=1

    I don’t even know what to make of this.

    September 21st, 2007 at 7:30 am

  6. AJ says:

    Ahhh, nuts. Only five submissions? I decree this contest failed.

    But hey, you five came up with some freaky stuff.

    September 23rd, 2007 at 11:17 pm

  7. Jed says:

    Brain cell
    http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/braincell.html

    I’m actually not sure which is weirder – the brain cell or some of the other ones on giantmicrobes.com. (For the record we have 9 of these, starting with giardia as that’s what my wife works on).

    September 24th, 2007 at 10:34 am

  8. Kiah says:

    I miss my departed loved ones just as much as the next, but I don’t believe that I could go this far…
    http://www.huggableurns.com/urns.php

    November 2nd, 2007 at 11:36 pm