Friday, December 8th, 2006
Three T-Shirts for your Little One
I’m not a boy. If you don’t dress your bald baby girl in pink, strangers will compliment your beautiful baby boy. I wanted a moratorium on pink clothing for my daughter, but got strangers wore me down.
An I’m not a girl shirt is also available, I suppose in case your ultrasound turned out to be wrong, but you’d already purchased a full wardrobe of dresses.
My mommy’s still not walking right. This shirt comes in sizes for infants to adults.
Actually, from birth to 5X-Large. That’s a big baby.
So far this is the oldest I’ve ever been. OK, the smallest shirt is a size 4, but you’ve got to love the message.