Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Book Review: The Dead Bird

You may know author Margaret Wise Brown from her over-hyped children's book Goodnight Moon or her under-appreciated story Big Red Barn.

Somewhere in the middle she wrote The Dead Bird.

The cover of the book The Dead Bird. The cover illustration depicts a boy and girl visiting a woodland grave with flowers. The headstone is a rock with words written on it: Here Lies a Bird.

It is a simple, straight-forward tale of death intended for ages 4 to 8. I'll wager its simplicity works for children as young as two.

On the first page a bird is shown lying in a field below a blue sky. Turning the page, the story begins: "The bird was dead when the children found it."

And so the story progresses, showing you illustrations first and then explanatory text when you turn the page. Too often with regular books, Mom or Dad may flip the page immediately after finishing reading the words. This book's format forces you to fully contemplate the pictures, and then do the same with the words because they are separated.

The plot continues as four kids examine the dead bird, noticing its cold body beginning to grow stiff. They are sad, but glad they found the bird because they will have the chance to hold a funeral and bury it. The kids carry the bird into nearby woods, dig a hole, wrap the bird in leaves, bury it and top the grave with flowers. Then they sing a song to the bird.

The story ends with: "And every day, until they forgot, they went and sang to their little dead bird and put fresh flowers on his grave." The last picture shows the kids playing in a field next to the woods and the grave is still visible.

This story strikes me as a powerful way to convey concepts of permanence (the bird is here, and now it's not) and special traditions associated with death. The story provides a purely clinical view of death, but that's part of its power. No religious themes are introduced. We can all agree on the bare facts surrounding the death of a living thing, and a parent is then free to add to that as he or she deems fit.

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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Hormel Dried Beef: the Perfect Big-Kid Drinking Glass

Two years ago I discussed using Kraft Pimento Spread jars as toddler drinking glasses.

Yesterday, Thinga-reader Nancy B. from Wisconsin e-mailed to report:

"My husband and I read your page on toddler glasses and went out on the Great Pimento Spread Hunt. We couldn't find any, but we did find something even better!  Sandwiched between the tins of Vienna sausages and the boxes of dried sardines, we found Hormel's Dried Beef. For $1.50 a jar, we got not only that same glass container, but the metal lid on it snaps on and off easily, so that I can put the leftover glass of milk back in the fridge without worrying about all the ickies that could fall into or out of it! And in our household, the dried beef is much more useful than the Pimento Spread... the cats loved it!  Here, kitty kitty!"

I had to investigate.

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Winners #17 and #18

Photo of the CD Red Grammer's Sing-Along Favorites.

Tiffany from Bellevue, Nebraska takes home Red Grammer's Favorite Sing-Along Songs (read the review). That was her pick from Grammer's six wonderful children's albums.

Tiffany reports that the Omaha area is wonderful for kids because there are so many affordable activities for families...  The Henry Doorly Zoo that is wonderful even in 0 degree weather, the Strategic Air and Space Museum, the Durham Museum, and the Fontenelle Forest for its many trails. And yet, there's that small town feel of 10 cars at a stoplight constituting a traffic jam.

Photo of the CD cover for I Count to Ten and Other Very Helpful Songs.

Tracy P. from Perth in Western Australia takes home "I Count to Ten" and Other Very Helpful Songs by David Tobocman (read the review). Warning: Do not listen to this CD and then watch The Muppet Movie or your head may explode (I mean "explode" in a good way).

Tracy reports that Perth is a great place to raise kids with lovely weather, lots of natural spaces and plenty to do.

These two winners were randomly selected from comments posted anywhere on Thingamababy between May 3 and May 9 in the  Thinga-Appreciation Giveaway #5 and #6. These contests continue this week with two more winners announced next week. Thanks everyone for participating on Thingamababy!

Monday, May 12, 2008

Review: Loving and Creepy Children's Books that are Really for Parents

My in-laws introduced us to our second not-really-for-children children's book this past weekend. I refer to sugary and sentimental picture books about parenting that capture the moment you look into your child's eyes and at once see your parents cradling you in their arms and your grown child cradling your grandchild.

Cover of the book Someday, featuring a drawing of a mother lifting her baby up into the air.

Someday written by Alison McGhee and illustrated by Peter H. Reynolds follows the path of a mother who expresses her love for her daughter and envisions her daughter's experiences as they both grow older. Simply and perfectly illustrated, the mother begins with present tense statements and proceeds into wistful "Someday..." dreams.

  • "One day I counted your fingers and kissed each one."
  • "Sometimes, when you sleep, I watch you dream, and I dream too..."
  • "Someday you will look at this house and wonder how something that feels so big can look so small." (leaving for college)
  • "Someday I will watch you brushing your child's hair."
  • "Someday, a long time from now, your own hair will glow silver in the sun. And when that day comes, you will remember me."

It's an endearing little book for anyone who, upon having a child, has contemplated life 30, 40 or 50 years from now and comes to see their own certain demise as a joyful thing, as a part of the cycle of life.

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Friday, May 09, 2008

Pipila: Zapping Pacifier Germs in Three Fashion Colors

Photo of three Pipila orbs with yellow, blue and red transparent plastic clamshell covers.

Pipila is Australia's entry into the emerging UVC baby gear market. The what? Oh yeah, germs are big business. UVC is a type of ultraviolet light known as "germicidal light." It disrupts the cellular DNA of microorganisms, and that's really not much fun for a microorganism.

Pipila is billed as "the world's first purpose built portable pacifier steriliser."

I seem to recall profiling a slightly larger, yet still portable Canadian-made portable sanitizer found on the market last year, but maybe it wasn't "purpose built."

But, no matter. Let's take a look. This one is much smaller and prettier.

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Thursday, May 08, 2008

Parent Fight: Toddlers on Answering Machines

Happy early Mother's Day. My wife has the soapbox today. Here is her hot button issue. (Click through to read...)

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Baby Link Roundup

1. A short film, Politics of Preschool (more like kindgergarten)...

Video link via Thermal Reaction.

2. Live Butterfly Rearing Kits — Watch 'em grow. Link via Tutus and Turtles.

3. Shoebox Float Parade (video) — I hope my daughter's elementary school is this cool.

4. Pregnant Paper Dolls — It's official. I don't understand women.

5. Was the Last Time Your Last? — An excellent essay reflecting on your childhood and living in the moment.

6. Amazon's BPA-free baby shop isn't exactly BPA-free — So noticed Z Recommends which has been all over the plastic health issue. DaddyTypes noticed the BPA items have since disappeared. Me? I'm using safe glass bottles and stainless steel sippys.

Have you written a nifty blog article, or noticed something spiffy online? Drop me the link via my comment form.

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Last Red Grammer Post for a While, Promise

Here's a quick note to share two Red Grammer music videos posted online yesterday. They are in response to my request for some examples to show you for the music review written last week.

These are from Grammer's Hooray for the World concert DVD. They're a close approximation of his live concerts, except you have to imagine a bunch of people around you clapping and singing and sometimes clucking like roosters.

The ABC's of You

Barnyard Boogie

There was a magical moment during last week's concert as Grammer was in the audience clucking in peoples' faces. Without a word of warning, he challenged a stereotypical round, white-haired bespeckled grandmother to a face-to-face cluck-off, to which she played along perfectly. Lots of fun.

Xoddo: Designer Plush Humanoid Animal Thingies

It's the Next Big Thing — designer plush animals.

Two photos of a Xoddo plush animal, one a digital rendering and the other a close approximation in reality. The animal is roughly square shaped with nubbin arms, legs and ears. The particular animal has red skin and orange suspenders with two eyeballs of different sizes, one eyebrow and a bird's beak.

Xoddo.com is the latest to enter the designer market with a streamlined operation. On its website, you drag and drop body parts, colors and accessories onto a predefined body shape, then order your plush creature. Xoddo dolls are reportedly made in America and delivery takes about two weeks.

The creatures come in two sizes using water-based soy inks:

  • Buddy size: 10" x 9" for $28, polyester fabric, polyfiber inside.
  • Beaner size: 5" x 4.5" for $18, polyester fabric, filled with plastic beads (polypropylene, the stuff that does not contain BPA or phthalates).

Correction: After reading this profile, Xoddos updated its website and sent a correction: the stuffed animals are indeed machine washable.

While I'd only use an organic plush for a mouthing baby, Xoddo is a cool idea for older toddlers and the website's design interface is fun for playing around.

I've included below my own sad renderings... first, Cat-Rabbit, and then the closest approximation to my daughter's existing plush Monster Pig.

Two digital renderings of Xoddo animals that I made. The first is a brown cat-bunny looking thing wearing a shirt and bunny slippers. The second is a pink pig-like animal wearing blue shoes.

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Update: If you order a Xoddo, tell them "thingamababy" referred you. For every 5 referred customers who buy a Xoddo, a coupon code for 1 free Xoddo will be credited that I will then be gifted to a domestic violence nonprofit in my area whose safe house recently burned to the ground. Kids of moms escaping violence could use a little cheer. E-mail me too, so I know who to credit when I post photos of the gifted dolls the kid(s) create.

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Rocking Horses, Now with Added Water

Three photos, one of the Water Rocker, one of a Water Rocker schematic and one of a drawing depicting a child sitting on the Water Rocker as water shoots above the child.

Behold the Water Rocker, a plastic rocking seahorse that shoots water from its ears.

It's meant to be a fun summertime toy. Jam a lawn hose up the horse's you-know-what, plant your kid in the saddle, and each time he leans forward water sprays up and over him.

Alas, the Water Rocker is not on the market yet because its inventor is still seeking interest from a manufacturer.

He dares ask... "What parent could deny their tiny tot the gleeful fun of a water squirting rocking horse?" Hmmm.

What do you think?
Giddyup, let's ride!
No thanks. We'll stick with our garden hose.
Can you make it a floating water-spraying rocking seahorse for swimming pools?
My child is allergic to water.
I'll wait for a Rocking Spitting Camel.
 
Free polls from Pollhost.com

It leads me to wonder. What other children's toys could be improved with lawn sprinklers?

  • A teeter-totter that squirts an arc of water over you and onto your mate each time you land with a thud.
  • A trampoline that blasts water horizontally upon all the people waiting for their turn to jump.
  • A swing set that uses your child's motion to pump water up the frame and out onto the surrounding area. Added bonus: when you dismount the swing you land in a huge mud puddle.

Why stop there? Why not build a baby stroller that leaves a trail of soap bubbles in its wake?

Like it? Hate it? Have other ideas?

Monday, May 05, 2008

Review: Red Grammer in Concert

[Has your toddler sat through an entire concert before? Share your experiences below.]

A 2 by 3 inch concert bill reading: Red Grammer with special guests Kira Weiss and Katri Pitts. Live in concert. Fun for the whole family. Saturday, May 3 at 4 p.m. Arkley Center for the Performing Arts. Advance tickets $7. Fourth and Fifth Graders Free. At the door general admission $15.

Red Grammer came to town this past weekend. Despite his singing almost none of our favorite songs, we had a complete blast.

Concert Prep

The first rule of bringing a 3- or 4-year-old to a sit-down theatre concert is... go with a friend. Our almost-4-year-old was bouncing off her seat excited because she was sitting with a buddy and had two more friends seated in front of her.

We previously watched Grammer's Hooray for the World concert DVD to set her expectations. It was her first exposure to video entertainment of any kind, making the build-up to the real concert all the more powerful.

That morning we dressed in red to seal the deal, I in a red shirt, her a red dress, red undershirt, red tights and red shoes. Our baby boy was in red too, but he urped on himself on the way there, so we settled for a Maya wrap with hints of red. Having the whole family wear special clothes is a simple way to cast an event in a special light.

Once at the theatre, I spied a parent who placed his child in a car booster seat on top of the theatre seat. Smart. Very smart. It beats the heck out of our Strap-A-Lap.

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Thinga-Appreciation Giveaway #5 and #6

Time to share the love. For the next four weeks we'll be giving away CDs from two artists I wholly endorse.

Photo of the CD Hello World.

Contest #5:  Red Grammer! What can I say about the man that I didn't say in my review 25 Years of Red Grammer and my concert review? Shazam! There, that's something I hadn't said.

One winner each week will take his or her pick of one of his oh-so-singable six children's albums:

  1. BeBop Your Best
  2. Can You Sound Just Like Me?
  3. Down The Do-Re-Mi
  4. Favorite Sing-Along Songs
  5. Hello World!
  6. Teaching Peace

Do the math. Better buy five of the six now because you're just not that lucky!


Photo of the CD cover for I Count to Ten and Other Very Helpful Songs.Contest #6:  "I Count to Ten" and Other Very Helpful Songs. This is the Schoolhouse Rockish, Kermit the Froggish, Randy Newmany first children's album by David Tobocman (read my review). One winner takes this CD home each week.

Rules in Brief

This is about reader appreciation. To enter, simply read and post comments as you normally do anywhere on Thingamababy (full details below). Why not qualify by posting in our latest caption contest?

For each contest, I will select as a winner one user who has posted a comment within the past week (the first winners get picked next Saturday).

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Sunday, May 04, 2008

Winner #16

Photo of the CD cover of Justin Roberts' Pop Fly.

Jessica takes home Justin Roberts' jumpin' Pop Fly CD in the Thinga-Appreciation Giveaway (#4). (Jessica, check your spam filter for the notice!)

She was randomly selected from comments posted anywhere on Thingamababy between April 26 and May 2. (Read Thingamababy's review of Pop Fly.)

This contest has ended. Two new giveaways will be announced tomorrow!

Friday, May 02, 2008

Review Part 2: NoseFrida Nasal Aspirator for Babies

Marketing photo of a mother using a NoseFrida on her baby.

Last year I reviewed and praised the NoseFrida super-baby-snot-sucker.

It was a theoretical review with my wife as a test subject. Today I have a sick baby boy with a week-long cold accompanied by gobs of mucous.

His torment is your educational gain. Let's take a look, shall we?

American parents are well acquainted with bulb aspirators that you squeeze and insert into a nostril, release and then wipe clean... repeating the process a dozen times to extract snot. They are extremely inefficient and nearly impossible to clean and dry properly.

On the other hand, a tube aspirator is what parents often use in Europe, Asia other parts of the world. The idea is slowly spreading in the US, but unfortunately has been twisted into battery-operated contraptions.

I'm here to say the NoseFrida tube aspirator is fast and efficient, and you don't need batteries. You control its relative strength using your own lungs. (Crazy idea, right? Whodathunkit?)

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